Ten Most Offensive T-Shirts
Maybe we're getting on in years, but can someone please explain to us the "attitude" T-shirt craze? These T-shirts, it would appear, are one of the summer's hottest fashion trends, particularly with the 21-and-under set. These so-called "attitees," each one displaying an eye-popping saying, are everywhere on the streets of Manhattan this summer. While some we've seen on passersby are cute, amusing even, it seems as though most of these T-shirts are intended to offend, with generally insulting phrases splashed across them. There's a fine line between edgy and offensive, as with anything. From what fashion insiders claim, T-shirt manufacturers -- who depend on humor and edginess to sell what is an otherwise basic product -- have come to the realization that controversy can boost sales. But has this trend gone just a bit too far?
Some of the T-shirts we've noticed we're sort of surprised anyone would leave the house wearing. One has to feel a little self-conscious when he or she's walking down the street with the word "Slut" on their chests, passed families with children young enough that they're still somewhat innocent, but old enough to read; it just seems that general ethics would dictate there be some self-regulation in us New Yorkers.
It's fine to make a statement with a T-shirt (that's the whole idea, isn't it?) but to sport a shirt with a slogan that's designed to offend most anyone who reads it? We're not so sure that's something we can support.
Maybe we're just getting old, as we'd mentioned. But politically-incorrect T-shirts are all the rage, and we're baffled by the whole trend. Here's a sampling of some of the most offensive T-shirts we've spotted as we've traversed the city's sidewalks. Have an opinion on these offensive T-shirts? Think we're being overly dramatic? Let us know about it by clicking on the "Comments" link below.
10. "G_ F_CK Y__RSELF: Would you like to buy a vowel?"
9. "Put My Willy Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory"
8. "Moustache Rides: 25 Cents"
7. "Sex Instructor -- First Lesson Free"
6. "This Shirt Has Been Tested On Animals"
5. "Jesus Forgave Me, So Why Couldn't My Victim's Parents"
4. "Friends Is Over -- Go Kill Yourself"
3. "I Only Support Gay Marriage If Both Chicks Are Hot"
2. "Prostitution Pays"
1. "Your Little Princess Is My Little Whore"






I wear my "Buy a vowel" t-shirt on days when I know I will have to deal with someone I am socially proscribed from telling to f- off, but whom I would dearly like to. Like on days when I have to see a doctor, because doctors need to be reminded they are not gods and a little off color irreverence does the trick.
And I do tend to cover up when there are little reading kids around (i.e, I'm not going to worry about an infant nor am I going to run for a sweater to protect a 14 year old from seeing F _ CK). I figure these words are part of the english language, the sentiment is clearly sarcastic, and grown ups should be able to deal with both the full vocabulary and concept of sarcasm and social commentary....but I would try not to swear like a sailor in front of someone's kids, so I extend this to the shirt. Fortunately, I don't associate with kids much and I live in the middle of but(t)F- nowhere so I don't tend to run into big crowdy stuff unless I try to.
However, this is me. Lots of people do not choose to do this and hey, it's their right. I'm curious. Do you find it similarly problematic that your children must witness casual displays of sexism, racism, and limiting, damaging stereotypes around them every single day? That sh-t is at least as offensive as what's on the shirts you list. How do you deal with that?
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Posted by: BJ | Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 04:58 AM
why is shirt #6 considered offensive?!? this shirt has been tested on animals? that's just lame. it isnt offensive. anyone who finds any of those shirts or any shirt like it offensive, are just PARANOID, OVER-PROTECTIVE ASSWIPES!!!!!
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Posted by: Bob | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 09:59 PM
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Posted by: ron jeremy | Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 04:28 PM
Check out http://www.tasteetees.com - they have a great selection of both funny and offensive
like - "You had me at blow job"
Posted by: Mark | Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 04:42 PM
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Posted by: Ruthless | Thursday, October 06, 2005 at 10:55 AM
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"By reading this you consent to oral sex"
"Voted most flexible by your boyfriend"
"Enjoy cock" - CocaCola parody
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Posted by: Sunny | Tuesday, October 04, 2005 at 09:23 PM
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"By reading this you consent to Oral sex"
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Posted by: Sunny | Tuesday, October 04, 2005 at 09:21 PM
I have to agree with the comments made regarding sweet innocent children being exposed to such filth on our big city streets. Parents have every right to protect these little treasures (Children ARE our future, treat them well etc. etc. etc.).
The solution is very simple. Move your family to some backwards Puritanical part of our glorious nation where the expression of free speech and thought are rightly frowned upon.
My Wife Beater reads:
I F*ck*d The Olson Twins BEFORE They Were Famous!
My deepest apologies if this offends anyone. I do realize that spousal abuse is not funny. Perhaps Dago-T IS a better name for The Wife Beater.
Sincerely,
Tom Cruise
(Medicated Actor)
Posted by: Vato | Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 12:31 PM
I have to agree with the comments made regarding sweet innocent children being exposed to such filth on our big city streets. Parents have every right to protect these little treasures (Children ARE our future, treat them well etc. etc. etc.).
The solution is very simple. Move your family to some backwards Puritanical part of our glorious nation where the expression of free speech and thought are rightly frowned upon.
My Wife Beater reads:
I F*ck*d The Olson Twins BEFORE They Were Famous!
My deepest apologies if this offends anyone. I do realize that spousal abuse is not funny. Perhaps Dago-T IS a better name for The Wife Beater.
Sincerely,
Tom Cruise
(Medicated Actor)
Posted by: Vato | Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 12:28 PM
None of you who enjoy these shirts have young children do you? Nothing takes the humor from the shirt as quick as a 4 year old asking "Whats f-u-c-* spell?" or "Why did they spell come wrong?"
Posted by: JustMe | Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 02:25 PM
This shirt is pure genious. Whoever thought up of it deserves a big raise. If you have a problem with it than too bad for you. Just deal with the fact that it is funny to everyone else but you.
Posted by: Frank the Wonder Llama | Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 01:06 AM
My brother in law got a new Harley and his daughter gave him a t-shirt that reads, "If you can read this, the bitch fell off". My sister thinks it's hilarious but won't let him wear it out of the house.
Posted by: Rosario | Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:49 PM
Don't know about you, but these are hilarious to me:
-EAT MORE SHIT
-PARTY FARTER
-I HATE EVERYBODY AND YOU'RE NEXT
Posted by: Rather More | Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 01:16 PM
My favorite was printed upside down and read:
"If you can read this, you're sitting on my face."
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Posted by: BOB | Friday, April 15, 2005 at 08:59 AM
Turn up the sickness
"I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one"
Posted by: Eualio Consalsa | Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Nuke a gay whale for Christ.
Posted by: | Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 01:34 PM
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TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES
Posted by: Bob | Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 05:50 PM
I think the most offensive shirts available are the ones that say:
Bush/Cheney 2004
but here are some better ones:
lick Bush and his Dick in 2004
Pot is an herb, Bush is a dope
Shave Bush in 2004
Posted by: joshua | Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 02:04 PM
SUCK MORE, BITCH LESS...
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Posted by: Robert | Sunday, February 13, 2005 at 01:20 PM